WINNER

Oh wow, six months since an update. Not as if anybody reads it, but you know. Good to vent and what not.

I have come to the conclusion that I need to cut off my feet. They are horrid little things.

No one will do it for me though, which is rather disappointing.

I've thought it through. An oxy-welder will be on hand afterwards to cauterize my wounds, after metho or some form of spirits has been poured on it to clean it. The bleeding would stop. I would be put into a hospital, under an induced coma whilst the doctors or surgeons fix what nerve endings I have left.

Then I will be fitted with prosethetics. Then I never have to look at my own feet again!

WIN!